me-did you remember to get shampoo yesterday?
brian- yes! i did. thanks for reminding me...
me-sorrrryyy i forgot!
brian- haha its okay
me- i got mine today and i just washed my hair its awesome it smells like pumpkin
brian- mmmm!
me-if theres reincarnation i wanna be a pumpkin but not the ones that stupid kids smash
brian-so you want to be eaten then?
me- no i wanna be one of those huge ones that wins at a county fair
brian- you would!
me- haha i wanna be the biggest cutest pumpkin EVER
brian- haha thats a good goal in life
me- its a good afterlife goal! whats urs?
brian- afterlife goal? i wish to be cremated and sprinkled into a vat of hot latex, then dildos be made from me.
me- ahaha you want to forever be fucking
i ran errands today
i hope my letter still goes through even though i forgot to write camp stryker on the envelope
keep your fingers crossed
ive never seen a penis that looked like THAT before by the way
2 comments:
i hate balls...
down to the very last wrinkle.
that made me do a serious LOL and i absolutely agree with you to the thousandth power
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